“Just heard the news that trouty mouth is back in town.
I’ve been keeping a notebook just in case this day ever came: Welcome back Lissa Renna, I’ve missed you so much since your family packed their bags, loaded them in your mouth and skipped town.
Can’t tell you how many times I wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle, but couldn’t find anyone to suck the lid off the jar.
I assume you’ve been working as a baby polisher where young mothers place their infant’s heads in your mouth to get back that new born shine.
So glad you’re back, I’ve never seen a smile that big since a claymation abominable snowman got his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist.
|—||Alan Rickman (via girlypics)|
|—||Betty Friedan (via mutatedmc1randpheomelanin)|
Gloria Steinem (via libraryland)
Gloria Steinem (via mellifluoussounds)