“Just heard the news that trouty mouth is back in town.
I’ve been keeping a notebook just in case this day ever came: Welcome back Lissa Renna, I’ve missed you so much since your family packed their bags, loaded them in your mouth and skipped town.
Can’t tell you how many times I wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle, but couldn’t find anyone to suck the lid off the jar.
I assume you’ve been working as a baby polisher where young mothers place their infant’s heads in your mouth to get back that new born shine.
So glad you’re back, I’ve never seen a smile that big since a claymation abominable snowman got his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist.
When I’m 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I’ll be reading Harry Potter and my family will say to me, “After all this time?” and I will say, “Always.. — Alan Rickman (via girlypics)
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Who knows what women can become when they are finally free to become themselves. — Betty Friedan (via mutatedmc1randpheomelanin)
I’ve yet to be on a campus where most women weren’t worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I’ve yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing. —
Gloria Steinem (via libraryland)
We’ve begun to raise daughters more like sons… but few have the courage to raise our sons more like our daughters. —
Gloria Steinem (via mellifluoussounds)